Tasty hospital cafeteria treats

When I had my prostate removed, I spent only about 24 hours in the hospital, and much of that time was spent sleeping off anesthesia. But, prior to leaving, I was offered food.

Based on my hospital food experience, I have done extensive research and have created a top ten list.


Top 10 Least Popular Foods in Hospital Cafeterias

No. 10 E-coli slaw
No. 9 Bacon fried on forehead of patient with spiking fever
No. 8 14-year-old Sees candy found in cupboard at 3rd floor nurse's station
No. 7 Warm buttermilk served in Erlenmeyer Flask
No. 6 Chipped beef on Prozac
No. 5 Anatomically correct gingerbread man
No. 4 Barium shake with protein boost
No. 3 Spleen jerky
No. 2 Velveeta

And, the Number 1 Least Popular Food in Hospital Cafeterias…

No. 1 Metamucil shots sucked out of belly button of Carl, the night custodian