Examine the photo

What is this sports fan saying?

Here are a few ideas:

a. "I am sure the Zamboni will just mix it in with all the rest."

b. "Oh, look how it turns into a fine mist as it travels from the third tier down onto the people in the box seats."

c. “MORE BEER HERE!”

d. "Just a minute officer; I’ve already got 'Giants' spelled out, but I still need to add 'suck'!"

e. "OK, one last really big push and I think I can hit home plate."

f. "Someone messed with the Braille on the door; I think it said this was the men’s room."

g. "You know, Mr. Security Guard, you have beautiful eyes!"

h. “He…could…go…all…the…way!”

i. “A bladder infection. No sir, I don’t have a bladder infection. Why do you ask?”

j. "Oh, I’m sorry. For a minute there I thought I was standing at my dorm room window."

k. "Officer, I am scared. There is a little black box where my penis is supposed to be."

l. “And, it is official, the new stadium has been christened.”



Do you have any suggestions as to what this sports fan might be saying?