We interrupt the Congressional hearings on whether to span the gap between Sarah Palin's ears with this late breaking report from the news room…
“A 61-year-old Tennessee man is suing doctors who amputated his penis without his consent.”
“A 61-year-old Tennessee man is suing doctors who amputated his penis without his consent.”
Alright, you pick the punch line…
1. His attorney says the amputation may be against the law; a violation of the penile code.
2. He is really angry. Now he can’t count to eleven without taking off his shoes.
3. Do you know what Southerners call a man with no genitals? “Yankee!”
4. When he’s got whiskey in one hand and a corncob pipe in the other, now how’s he gonna drive the tractor?
Now, we’ll send you back to our regularly scheduled program, “The 1987 Tennessee State Cow Pie Throwing Championships,” already in progress…
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3 comments:
i'll take option 4, thank you. replace the liquor with coffee and the pipe with my cell phone, this is me on my way to work every day.
ps i think the funniest part of this is the labels at the end: "jokes, monologue, news, penis." now all your penis-themed jokes are just a click away! (i hope those labels were meant to be funny, b/c otherwise i just disparaged the hell out of your jokes!)
I agree with Stephen. Except replace liquor with my penis, and the pipe with my penis...and that is me pretty much all day, every day.
Do you know how difficult it is to type with your nose? F9 is wreaking havoc on my right contact lens
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