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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Sarah Palin's PDA

With Alaska Governor Sarah Palin suddenly bursting on the scene as John McCain's Republican Vice Presidential running mate, she's been forced to quickly come up to speed on many aspects of modern life in the United States. A new video game enthusiast, she has fallen in love with Pong. She keeps pumping quarters into the machine and she says that she'll soon advance to the second level. She has learned to use the bank's ATM, but it takes her a little longer than you or me because she keeps talking to "that poor person shoving the money through the slot".

Gov. Palin's handlers recently gave her a Blackberry of her very own and showed her how to use the "To Do" functions. We snuck a peek at her Blackberry. Here is what we saw:



God help us all!

3 comments:

OHN said...

I think you are giving her too much credit. They had to show her twice how to turn it on.

Anonymous said...

Funny stuff Jerry!
Her people told her she needed a PDA and she said she was the president of the PDA at her kid's school before running for mayor of Frozen Bone (or whatever the name of that little shit-hole town is).

Jay said...

Blackberry.....is this a Marie Callender pie?