Yippee! I'm gonna be rich!!

Hey everybody, congratulate me. I am about to become very, very rich. These are the kinds of breaks that come your way when you’ve lived a good clean life like the one I have been living.

“What has happened?” you might ask. “What is the lucky break that is going to make me wealthy?”

Well, completely out of the blue this morning, I learned that I had a long-lost relative who past away, but who left a sizeable amount in a bank account and named me the only heir.

I can’t believe it; I am living a dream. I know it is the truth because it is a Nigerian barrister named Zain Johnson who sent me the letter, and attorneys don’t lie! Mr. Johnson says I have $12.5 million coming to me as a result of the death of Mike Perisho, a relative who had a bad heart after seeing his family members die in the big tsunami of 2004. According to Zain, Mike died in early 2005.

Man, I have it made, now!! I am going to do all the things I have wanted to do, but could never afford. Like see the World's Largest Stump in Kokomo, Indiana (how big is a guy's leg to have it leave the world's largest stump?).

Maybe you have a relative who died after the big tsunami, too. Just email Zain Johnson and find out. Here is his email address:

barristerzainjohnson2@googlemail.com.

At all looks pretty darned legitimate to me. Everybody send Zane a note and tell him to look into your family background. Let’s bury Zain in business, what do you say? He tracked me down to share the good news with me so let’s clobber the man with potential business.

But, "shhhhhh"; don't tell Zain that I suggested you contact him. He asked me to keep my good fortune quiet, so the criminal element wouldn't get involved.

Good luck! Maybe I’ll be seeing you Nigeria as we pick up our money!